Viva El Monterey

1 Jul

“The nature of parties has been imperfectly studied. It is, however, generally understood that a party has a pathology, that it is a kind of an individual and that it is likely to be a perverse individual. And it is also generally understood that a party hardly ever goes the way it is planned or intended.”

Cannery Row
John Steinbeck

Monterey, California. Wine country. Steinbeck country. Big Sur country. Gastronomic and topographic goodness. Before arriving in Monterey, I had heard tons of stories about how beautiful it was, how chic and how quaint. What I hadn’t remembered was that one of my favourite authors, John Steinbeck, once called Monterey home. That undergrad degree in English obviously did a lot.

After landing and driving around, namely to Salinas and San Jose, I could completely see George and Lennie roaming around and trying to stay out of trouble. And not succeeding.

BFFs Emily Barrick and Sophie Sanna take me on a drive up the coast on Highway 1. This is Big Sur country. We go through Pfeiffer National Park, past some really cool cliff-clinging architectural phenomena. And by the way, these are homes, not museums. When I ask who the hell lives here, Emily informs me that it’s the newly wed and the nearly dead.

Along this drive is Bixby Bridge. You’ve seen this bride in any road-trip-gloriyfing, patriotic ad about America. Sadly, however, I may ruin this bridge for you forever. It’s the suicide method of choice for many a local resident. Ruined. You’re welcome. Let’s hope the beauty compensates somewhere in the infinite beyond where bridges are buried.
Bad energy or not, the drive along Highway 1 is one of the things to see before you die. A decadent coastline, with jagged edges and breaking waves.

Steinbeck book cover. ‘Nuff said.

Me and one of the smaller redwoods. Yeah…

Fashion No Man’s Land

12 Jun

We’re between spring and fall fashion weeks. So I thought I would do a little fashion puck me up. This is also from Write Around the World. Jamaica hosts two annual fashion events: Style Week and Caribbean Fashion Week. Get a load of Style Week

Fashionistas and Gliterrati descended upon Kingston in May, and for a few days, everybody  flocked to shows and parties. Several models almost broke their wafer-thin faces on the bricks at Fort Charles at Port Royal , but fortunately, or should I say unfortunately, the night was trip-free. I do not have pics of that lovely ANTM finale-esque runway, however, I do have some choice pics from the mega stage on Knutsford Blvd for the last night of stylish events. However did Deiwght Peters do it? That’s pronounced “Dwight”, by the way.


The buns on this one……all they needed was some frosting.


You’re a tiger! You’re ferocious, eat the meat! Now run with the carcass! Drag it across the field! Excellent. Next model!


The Doctor made an appearance and all his future baby mammas in the crowd just lost it. I think some of them actually got pregnant that night by osmosis.


Product placement is everywhere. Even in the Third World.


She could stand to lose 15-20 pounds, easily. I don’t even know how she got this job. I need to raise this at the next meeting. That’s it, from now on, no one over 95 lbs. This thing has gone to the dogs.


My favourite male model. You could slice cheese with his cheekbones. I actually went backstage and tried. Best cheddar I ever had.

I’m on a Boat

7 Jun

The ocean is a scary place. I have a friend who has a phobia of large sea mammals. He will never take surfing lessons. Or jet ski, which I have done, in Alaska, where he is from. He once had a dream where he fell into the Orca tank at Seaworld and Willy proceeded to taunt him and encourage the audience to laugh at him and point.

Upon a recent trip to Sag Harbour/Greenport at the end of the unbelievably long Long Island, I thought a fear of the ocean a thing that plagued the unfortunate, the weak stomached. I was  wrong. I enjoy boats. I love being on the open sea, the salty air, even the birds…On this trip to the end of Long Island, a trip that was only supposed to take four hours, the boat escapade took nine. Not because of detours and sightseeing, a jolly stop somewhere along the Connecticut shoreline to have a local pint. Oh, no, no, no. This was due to abso-fricking riddick weather: ever-undulating waves, rain, wind and non-existent visibility.

Leaving the harbour at about 11:00 am and heading out, it’s only rainy. After we take an hour and a half to reach a port that is half an hour away, it’s evident that things are not looking good. My mother goes ashore to find some clam chowder. Not an unreasonable expedition. It is, however, a fruitless one. By this time, both my cousin, Richard, (captain amazing and owner of vessel, One Life) and my cousin-in-law, Edwin, are soaked. We had to open the top and that has brought the ocean in. I make them cups of hot chocolate. Within an hour, Edwin brings his back up into the sink on deck.

At some point later, while trying to go below deck, I manage to hit my front tooth on the pipe of the little sink in the “kitchen” area below deck. My tooth is spared, but I am officially over the boat ride. This is no longer fun, I am no longer sailing, I am in a human piñata and very soon I am going to fall out.

At about 3:30 pm, I’m sure we must be nearing our destination, I ask Richard to tell me when we’ve started our descent. He says it’s going to be a while yet. Not cool. The rocking has not stopped, the waves have not diminished and the rain has not eased up, for even a second. Alaska King Crab Fishermen, you do not get paid enough.
At sometime after 4, I go below deck and sit/lie in a cubby as close to the back of the boat as I can get. I somehow manage to fall asleep. I wake up cold and realize that I have been sitting on wet clothes. I am now soaked from the lower back down. Super.

I come out to the top deck nearing the 6:00 hour and become Richard’s navigator for the remainder of the trip. I search for red and green buoys, and check depth. At 7:40 pm we begin our descent. At this point, I can tell that we had about 10 minutes of sunlight left in the day.

At the house in Greenport, my aunt, my other cousins and cousin-in-law come rushing out, actually teary eyed. Columbus, I totally feel you with the whole reaching shore thing.

Much soup and lasagna later, we are dry and whole once again. And wha d’ya know, the rest of the weekend had Magritte-blue skies and placid  water. We celebrated my mom and my aunt’s birthdays, ate more food than most Ethiopian villages see in a year, watched the French Open final and had a really great time sailing back in the rightful four hours. I never say never, but that boat ride out comes pretty close.

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This may or may not seem tame to the viewer, but it was casual sailor hell.

Entering green, green Greenport.


Humble abode, Greenport style.

I’m trying to say something poetic with this picture. I’m not sure what yet.

Something we all need.

Ah, the life. You only get one.

View from the back deck, dusk.

On the way out of town, turn left at the lighthouse.

House of Sand and Rock, Thimble Islands.

The Bashness Part II

18 May

More on the best reason to visit Treasure Beach in May…

The scene of the crime.

Jack Sprat restaurant, aka the liming spot, the ramping shop, the meet and greet, the support system, where it’s at.
Wayne Arnold, Ibo Cooper and Seretse Small et al playing semi-acoustic versions of the lyrics of Beres Hammond.
Vintage Calabash.

The Calabash booths amid the ever-present throng of customers. I bought books instead of earrings and very cute dresses.
Author Xu Xi recounting tales of a middle-class upbringing in Hong Kong, about not realizing her maid had a family until much later than is logical, about the Hong Kong vs English version of the warning about the door opening as the metro approaches the station. Reminds me of the good times in China. Ahhhh…..

The crowd and the view.

Niece extraordinaire, Isabel. Doesn’t she look like she would dive off a change table just to spite the changer? There’s a hint of Garfield in this picture that isn’t sitting well with me.

Heading out of town had its own share of sights…

The notorious pepper shrimp from Middle Quarters.

This young one doesn’t realize how close it came to being road kill. [No animals were harmed in the making of this post.]

Calabashness

7 May

The 2009 Calabash Literary Festival, hosted nine years in a row (almost cancelled because of red tape and numbers in that ninth year), persevered and was held as always at the colourfully rustic Jake’s in Treasure Beach, Jamaica. The resort played host for three days to no less than the standard array of multi-national etymology experts that give you best the dictionary has to offer. This was my second year in attendance. I, stayed at my usual place, Ital Rest, with a proprietor that, it seems, should not have burnt her bra in the 60s – it would serve her quite well these days – and does not have company often and so every conversation is like reverse double-dutch: you’re weaving and bobbing, waiting for that split-second moment when you can get out.

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A Cottage at Jake’s

I think Calabash was extra special because so many people didn’t think it was going to happen. Junot, Diaz, Edwidge Danticat, Robert Pinsky, Xu Xi, Marilyn Chin, Stacey-Ann Chin, my former classmate Millicent Graham, the line-up this year was hot. Like Paris-Hilton-vote-of-confidence-hot. I, however, had a few fizzling moments that may warrant the query: “what was up with you?”

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The Calabash Reading Stage

  • I arrived so late on Friday night (11:30 pm, and there was a good excuse) that I missed Edwidge Danticat and Junot Diaz. Was I aware that the festival started earlier? Yes. Was I doing anything all day Friday? Nope.
  • I knew I was going to my rustic Ital Rest – no electricity, mosquito nets over the beds, cold showers. I did not bring a flashlight. The backlight of a Blackberry Pearl is surprisingly bright however.
  • Edwidge Danticat and Junot Diaz came over to our (me, mom, and my sis) table and I did run in crazy butterfly pattern over to the bookshop and purchase their books and come back for autographs. It doesn’t matter that I hadn’t read any of their books yet. I’ve meant to, as soon as I get through all the other trillion books I keep meaning to read. But it’s the autographed copies, dammit; it’s all about the autograph.
  • I met Edwidge Danticat’s significant other, Fredo (or Fraideau, if he rolls like that) with their daughter, Mira, and asked him so many questions about their daughter, a little girl who could clearly speak for herself (she was 4), that he finally said, “She can speak.” Why didn’t I think of that? See, mothers, or those with the instinct, talk to children. My approach? They aren’t in their 20s, therefore they have nothing to contribute.
  • I ate from the long, exhausting buffet line manned by people wearing Jake’s shirts, thinking it would personalized, savory and flavourful. Ha!
  • I bought Robert Pinsky’s book – as a result of his reading, I will never look at a shirt the same way again – and went for the obligatory autograph. Marilyn Chin was also there, and there was an awkward double-dutch moment when I said I was here for Robert, she said “You want me to sign”, I revealed the Robert Pinksy book and she said “Oh, well, no, blah blah blah blah.” I didn’t know what happened.
  • I asked Robert Pinsky if I could send him something and he told me to have a professor of mine pick something and they would have his email. I walked away, was by the restaurant for about 20 minutes when it occurred to me: did he say he would give me an email? The autograph in the book was sans email. What had he said?! I went back to the autograph table and he repeated himself. The thing about me is that my charm always gets them later, despite those initial impressions of WTF.
  • I showed up late to the café conversation (I think that was Colin Channer‘s term) on the International Writers Residency at the University of Iowa and asked one of the first questions that had already been answered: yes, it is only for published writers. Really, I’m usually much more punctual.
  • My mother and my sister and even a professor that had recently looked at my work suggested I try something at open mike. What happened? I left all my printouts. Did I know I was coming to a literary festival? Yes, that was mentioned in the memo. Really, I’m usually much more organized.
  • And the coup de grâce of this lovely, literary weekend, the last cherry that brings the whole sundae tumbling down – at the lunch table with sister and mother and my 11-month old niece Isabel, I asked my sister if I could give Isabel a piece of Spicy Nacho Doritos. Yes, you heard correctly, 11 months old, spicy nacho fakeness. I’m an adult and I find the spicy nacho spicy. It’s a miracle I asked, I almost just did it on my own. My mother, who had missed this exchange, said she thought I was ready for children. Well, let’s test that theory: a few days later, while visiting said sister on the way home, I was changing my niece and I left her on the change table to get a onesy. This is the same niece who is very quick and big enough to roll over and dive off the change table if she felt like. I knew this before I stepped away on my onesy hunt, but I still did it. And my mother thinks I am ready for children. And why would that be, because I have ovaries. Oh contraire, Mother, contraire, ovaries does not a mother make.

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The Calabash Bookshop

Shenanigans aside, Calabash was worth the 3-hour drive and constant search for food. Sitting under the tent, listening to writers from all over with every kind of story – the immigrant hustle, the language barrier, the historical recount, the lesbian trial and tribulation, the Buddhist connection to all things in the world – with the St Elizabeth coastline jutting and jagging behind them and the writers and listeners so appreciative of this event, this place, this time. It is a reminder of the power of passion, and pursuit, and that if you build it, they will come.

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